My Sunday Morning Phone Call

I was relaxing this morning before church, reading a book while sitting on my recliner.  I got a phone call from a number I didn't recognize and this conservation ensued:

Caller:  Good morning, this is Laura from Family Video.

Me:  Hello.

Caller:  Hi, we notice that you haven't come in and rented with us for a couple months.

Me:  OK.

Caller:  What have you been doing the last two months?

Me:  Ah, I've just been living life.

After I confirmed that I still live in Champaign, the lady proceeded to give me a free rental for our account.  But the takeaway from the phone call is that I summed up the last two months of my life with the phrase "I've just been living life."  Well done, self.  Well done.